Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Morph Knitwear's Khaos Sweater Dress Review

Model from Sisters of the Black Moon in Morph Knitwear's Khaos dress

The Khaos dress from Morph Knitwear is unique indeed. It's chunky body knit is off-set with delicate web-like fibers dancing across your shoulders, collarbone, and decolletage. Although I have seen it styled often in a minimalist to waif-like manner, its sex appeal is also undeniable. 
close-up of neckline wearing Agent Provocateur bra underneath
Worn with discontinued Agent Provocateur Robyn Bra

Fit:
Its neckline is lower and will likely show your bra. The bras which do not show are so low-cut the areola is almost exposed.
The model from Sisters of the Black Moon is obviously taller than me. As someone who is 5'5", the Khaos dress hits above the knee rather than mid-thigh.

Quality:
When it arrived, I noticed one sleeve was a few inches longer than the other. I emailed Angela and asked for some kind of partial refund. She insisted many times she would rather repair it for free so the dress was perfect. (On a personal note, I rarely buy something if there is not a void in my wardrobe. I had perhaps two things to wear when cold, so when she offered to cover return shipping and repair the dress, I lied. I said I was traveling so I couldn't return it and wait for the repair rather than saying, "You see, I have nothing to wear," as the latter would sound ridiculously untrue.) I had already purchased the dress on sale, and she gave me a partial refund--for this I am grateful.
Morph Knitwear's Khaos sweater dress reaches just above the knee on me
Durability:
The cotton yarn top might make one nervous: it looks delicate and like it might catch on something. I have found neither to be true, and only the sleeves have caught on some edges. After catching, one can use an item like the end of a pen and tug the surrounding stitches to put the excess back into place.

Pros and Cons of Wool:
Wool is considered one of the least durable natural fibers, so when this dress started to have small amounts of black fuzz falling to the floor, I was disappointed but not entirely surprised.
Wool is warm, and although it did occasionally make me perspire, it does not trap scent, unlike polyester and cotton (common fibers of clothing). 
It rarely needs laundering--this is truly one of my favorite features for some reason. 
Delicately hand wash WITH YOUR HANDS and there is no need to fear shrinkage.
alternative view of dress
Is it cruelty-free?
The Khaos dress is primarily made of wool (not a cruelty-free fiber). Angela informed me her wool for this item comes from small, family farms. Although purchasing a made-to-order dress made of wool is unethical, I weakly told myself it was less unethical because of the following:
  • the wool came from family farms
  • that I would use less water because wool is a fiber which does not need regular cleaning
  • it was handmade by someone in the U.S. and not a sweatshop
This does not wholly justify my purchase, but it explains why this product ended up on the Vegan Metal Vamp.

Customer Service:
A weak-point of small businesses is customer service. Returns hurt them deeper, needy customers take up precious time, and should they feel confronted about their products or shop policies, it is difficult to not take the customers' remarks personally. Many do not offer returns, remind the customer they are a small company when asked questions, and often structure emails like a carefully crafted argument if the customer presents problems. Angela from Morph Knitwear did not display these common characteristics (she may have said it was a small company, but it was not a defense for lack of service). She responded to all of my emails within 12 hours (and I sent many). She was always helpful, and I am, once again, grateful for the partial refund. After the refund I thanked her for her great service, and later I asked about a possible custom request: neither received responses. A "thank you" email does not necessarily warrant a response, but a response to the custom request would have been nice, even if  it was to tell me she does not do custom work. Despite this, her excellent service will make me a repeat customer. It is likely the best "made in the USA" customer experience I have ever had.

*This dress has since been sold as it was not practical enough for me, and I felt weird owning wool.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Literally Everything 1965 Morticia Addams Wore

Known for her iconic fitted black dress, Morticia rarely wore anything else. Listed is everything she wore during the show's run excluding disguises.

Gomez kissing Morticia's hand
Gomez and Morticia left unsupervised on their first "date."

Morticia playing maid and butler with Gomez

Morticia moonbathing with Uncle Fester

Morticia holding a lacy slip
Morticia's 13th wedding anniversary present from Gomez (she probably wore it).

 blindfolded Morticia shooting an arrow

young Morticia pacing with headless doll

Morticia drilling Gomez's teeth for fun

Morticia with parasol and Gomez for a night on the town

Morticia seeking comfort from her meat-eating plant Cleopatra.
Morticia melancholy over Pugley's delusional decision to join Boy Scouts. 

Morticia showing Melancholia her closet.
The briefest glimpse into Tish's closet.

One of Morticia's first costumes.
Her first costume in the pilot: still working out the kinks. This features a wig very close fitted to the face rather than wavy locks. The elbows have what appear to be scarves sewn by the corners rather than gauzy, tattered, and layered to the forearm. Its sleeves are loose and waist less wasp-like.

close-up of her octopus-like hemline

Morticia stroking Gomez's cheek
Her earlier nail polish was a light, natural shade.

one of the necklaces worn by Morticia
Her lighter stone necklace was later replaced with what I assume was a black stone.

Morticia showing off her new nightgown to Gomez

Gomez and Morticia Addams sharing a steamy moment for 1960s television

Gomez carrying Morticia
Black stockings/tights/socks with what looks like black kitten heels. 

Morticia in witch hat

Addams family playing hockey

Morticia carving ice

Morticia in cape with Gomez

Morticia in sunglasses with fan

another shot of Morticia in her nightgown

another shot of Morticia in her nightgown

Morticia moonbathing with black sunglasses

Morticia's wedding ring

train of a robe Morticia wore
Choppy reconstruction of a scanning shot of her robe for royalty.

sculptures by Morticia wearing beret
"I call it, 'Motherhood.'"

Morticia moonbathing with parasol

Gomez carrying Morticia in from a hurricane as she wears a lacy shawl
Honeymooning (again) in a hurricane.

Morticia with lace shawl

Morticia's wedding dress
Tish on her wedding day
Morticia in color from the 1977 TV special
Bonus: 1977 Halloween Special